Someone say...

 

• Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes
  the lock.
  
• To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY
  policy.
  
• The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
  
  
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
  again, neither does Milk.
  
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
  expensive or fattening.
  
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
  brighter before you hear them speak.
  
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never
  works.
  
• If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence
  that you ever tried.
  
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the
  most inaccessible corner.
  
• 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
  
• As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it
  is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
  
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's
  golden rule.
  
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come
  late?? The bus is still late.
  
• Once you have bought something, you will find the
  same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster
  and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of
  transactions.
  
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have
  a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
  
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when
  you are in the bathroom.
  
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses
  will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded
  than the other.
  
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
  tonight.
  
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke
  from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
  
• Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether
  you need more.
  
• There are three sides to every argument: your side,
  my side and the right side.
  
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you
  understand and makes it sound confusing.
  
• Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is
  not one of them.
  
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
  
  
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're
  wrong, no one forgets.
  
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just
  like everyone else.
  
• Well done is better than well said .
  
• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them
  when nobody is looking.
  
• Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is
  MONEY, there are many WAYS. Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS
  and RELATIVES.
  
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to
• die.

Today I received an email. I thought to share this email. That is why I am posting it here..

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email".
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. .........

Have a great day!!!

Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

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